UFC 283: Teixeira vs. Hill Fight Predictions

 

UFC Light Heavyweight Championship
Glover Teixeira vs. Jamahal Hill (Favorite)

Picking Teixeira- Dr. Law, DJ Mark
Picking Hill- Gooms

UFC Men's Flyweight Championship
Deiveson Figueiredo (Favorite) vs. Brandon Moreno

Picking Figueiredo-DJ Mark, Gooms
Picking Moreno- Dr. Law

Gilbert Burns(Favorite) vs. Neil Magny

Picking Burns: All of us

Lauren Murphy vs. Jessica Andrade (Favorite)

Picking Andrade: All of us 

Paul Craig vs. Johnny Walker (Favorite)

Picking Craig: Gooms, Dr. Law
Picking Walker: DJ Mark

UFC 275: Teixeira vs. Prochazka Fight Predictions

UFC Light HeavyweightChampionship

Glover Teixeira vs. Jiri Prochazka (Favorite)

Picking Prochazka: All of us

UFC Women's Flyweight Championship

Valentina Shevchenko (Favorite) vs. Talia Santos

Picking Shevchenko: All of us

Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Zhang Weili (Favorite)

Picking Jedrzejczyk: Gooms, 
Picking Weili: Dr. Law, DJ Mark

It's MMAzing 2022 Standings (as of 6/6/2022)

1. Doctor Law (c) (26-13)

2. Lavender Gooms - (24-15)

2. DJ Mark with a "K" - (24-15)
2. Chalk - (24-15)

UFC 267: Blachowicz vs. Teixeira Fight Predictions

UFC Light Heavyweight Title

Jan Blachowicz vs. Glover Teixeira
Picking Blachowicz: All of us

UFC Men's Interim Bantamweight Title

Cory Sandhagen vs. Petr Yan
Picking Yan: All of us

Dan Hooker vs. Islam Makhachev
Picking Makhachev: All of us

Marcin Tybura vs. Alexander Volkov
Picking  Tybura: DJ Mark
Picking Volkov: Gooms, Dr. Law

Khamzat Chimaev vs. Li Jingliang
Picking  Chimaev: All of us

Magomed Ankalaev vs. Volkan Oezdemir
Picking Ankalev: All of us

It's MMAzing 2021 Standings as of 10/25/2021

1. DJ Mark with a "K" - (57-35)

2. Lavender Gooms - (56-36) 

2. Doctor Law - (56-36)

4. Kid Presentable - (45-34)

UFC on ESPN+ 40/ Bellator 251 Fight Predictions

 Thiago Santos vs. Glover Teixeira

Picking Santos: All of us

Melvin Manhoef vs. Corey Anderson

Picking Anderson: All of us

It's MMAzing 2020 Standings (as of 11/2/2020)

1. DJ Mark with a "K" - (67-28)
2. Lavender Gooms - (60-37)

2. Dr. Law- (60-37)
3. Kid Presentable- (55-42)

UFC on ESPN+ 29 & UFC on ESPN 8 Fight Predictions

Anthony Smith vs. Glover Teixeira
Picking Smith: All of us

Ben Rothwell vs. Ovince Saint Preux
Picking Rothwell: DJ Mark, Dr. Law, Kid P
Picking OSP: Gooms

Alistair Overeem vs. Walt Harris
Picking The Reem; DJ Mark
Picking Harris: Kid P, Dr. Law, Gooms

Claudia Gadelha vs. Angela Hill
Picking Gadelha: All of us

Edson Barboza vs. Dan Ige
Picking Barboza: Dr. Law, DJ Mark
Picking Ige: Kid P, Gooms

It's MMAzing 2020 Standings (as of 05/11/2020)
1. DJ Mark with a "K" - (20-12)
2. Dr. Law- (19-13)
3. Lavender Gooms - (16-16)
4. Kid Presentable- (15-17)

UFC on ESPN+ 16: Cowboy vs. Gaethje Predictions

Donald Cerrone vs. Justin Gaethje
Picking Gaethje: All of us

Glover Teixeira vs. Nikita Krylov
Picking Glover: DJ Mark
Picking Krylov: Gooms, Kid P, Dr. Law

Uriah Hall vs. Antonio Carlos Junior
Picking Hall: Kid P, Dr. Law, DJ Mark
Picking Junior: Gooms

It's MMAzing 2019 Standings (as of 09/09/19)
1. Lavender Gooms - (46-33)
2. Dr. Law - (44-35)
2. Kid Presentable - (44-35)
3. DJ Mark -  (42-37)

UFC on FOX: Lawler vs. Dos Anjos Predictions

Robbie Lawler v. Rafael dos Anjos

Picking Lawler: Kid P, DJ Mark
Picking RDA: Gooms, Dr. Law

Josh Emmett v. Ricardo Lamas

Picking Emmett:
Picking Lamas: All of us

Mike Perry v. Santiago Ponzinibbio

Picking Perry: Gooms, DJ Mark
Picking Ponzinibbio: Kid P, Dr. Law

Misha Cirkunov v. Glover Teixeira

Picking Cirkunov: Dr. Law, DJ Mark
Picking Teixeira: Gooms, Kid P

It's MMAzing Standings (as of 12/14/2017)
1. DJ Mark with a "K" - (71-45-3) - .597
2. Doctor Law (c) - (65-51-3) - .546
3. Kid Presentable - (63-53-3) - .529
4. Lavender Gooms - (60-56-3) - .504

UFC 208: Holm vs de Randamie Predictions

UFC Women's Featherweight Championship

Holly Holm v. Germaine de Randamie

Picking The Preacher's Daughter: Dr. Law, Kid P, Gooms

Picking The Iron Lady: DJ Mark, Jackie

Derek Brunson v. Anderson Silva

Picking Brunson: Kid P

Picking the middleweight GOAT: Dr. Law, DJ Mark, Gooms, Jackie

Jacare Souza v. Tim Boetsch

Picking The Alligator: All of us
Picking The Barbarian:

Glover Teixeira v. Jared Cannonier

Picking Teixeira: All of us

Picking Cannonier:  

Jim Miller v. Dustin Poirier

Picking Miller: 

Picking Poirier: All of us

It's MMAzing 2017 Standings (As of 2/9/2017)

1. Kid Presentable - (10-3) - .769

2. Doctor Law (c) - (8-5) - .615

3. DJ Mark with a "K" - (7-6) - .538

4. Lavender Gooms - (5-8) - .385

UFC 202: Diaz v. McGregor II Predictions

UFC 202 may very well end up being the biggest pay per view the UFC has ever done. Going off the success of Diaz's/McGregor's first fight and the recent shit show that was their press event, it seems like the stars are starting to align themselves for a huge night of fights. The first time Diaz and McGregor threw down there was so many odd X factors going into that fight. Diaz was a super late replacement, had a very different fighting style from Conor's original opponent and they were fighting at 170 lbs. There was also a ton of trash talking before the fight which only increased interest which all lead to one hell of a fight. McGregor got bested in the end and has been obsessed with getting revenge ever since. This main event is really the driving force of this PPV, but there's still other notable fighters on the card like Anthony Johnson, Glover Teixeria, Donald Cerrone and Tim Means but really this is the Diaz McGregor show.

UFC on Fox 19: Teixeira v. Evans Predictions

The UFC returns to Florda and this time they're in Tampa for some reason. Seriously...Tampa. Are they worried they wouldn't be able to go Miami without having Kimbo Slice on the card? Let me give you a recap of the disastrous lead up to this fight card. The main event was killed by Tony Ferguson having blood in his lungs. The guy replacing Tony Ferguson has to cut 21 pounds in 9 days and has never fought in the UFC before. The previous co-main event of Shogun Rua v. Rashad Evans was destroyed by Shogun managing to hurt his knee for about the 30th time.   The event lost Dan Henderson v. Lyoto Machida because Machida admitted to being on PEDs.  Oh well...we still have Rose Namajunas on the card. I am willing to watch Thug Rose fight absolutely anybody. Check out our predictions below. Also, look at the standings because I'm straight dominating. The game answers to me now.

UFC Fight Night: Teixeira vs. Saint Preux Picks and Predictions

UFC is heading back to Nashville Tennessee where native son Ovince Saint Preux takes on former light heavyweight challenger Glover Teixeira. In addition we'll also see an intriguing match up between Michael Johnson and Beneil Dariush, as well as podcast favorite Sam Alvey returns with a big smile and probably some ad tanned onto his body. Lots to break down so why waste time and let's just get right to it.

UFC 160 Predictions

via mmatko.com

What happens when four people say they are going to make a predictions post and they all forget? An extra short version of staff predictions of course.

UFC Heavyweight Championship:
Cain Velasquez (c) v. Antonio Silva

UFC 146. Do you remember it? It wasn't that long ago. Today is actually one year to the day of that event. Why is this significant? It's because that was the date Cain Velasquez turned a UFC fight into a God damn horror movie. He brutalized this guy named Antonio Silva and left him in a pool of his own blood. One year later...they're fighting again. Mostly due to lack of options. I'm going to go out on a limb as say that Cain is probably going to take this one.

Picking the champ: It's like we're all Nostradamus
Fools picking Silva: none of us

Junior Dos Santos v. Mark Hunt

via titocouture.com

The #RallyforMarkHunt has paid off in a big way. The big man is now fighting JDS for a shot at the UFC title. Does he have what it takes to beat Cigano. Yes. Mark Hunt could knock out a rhino. I am so excited for this fight that there is NO possible way that it can live up.

Fans of logic: DJ Mark, Lavender Gooms
Mark Hunt was born down...you know this: Doctor Law, Kid Presentable

UFC on FOX 6 Predictions

Undisputed UFC Flyweight Championship

Demetrious Johnson (c) v. John Dodson

Doctor Law: It’s pretty clear these guys fight at a lower weight class because there is no way a heavyweight or light heavyweight could get away with either of those nicknames (Demetrious Johnson = Mighty Mouse, John Dodson = The Magician). This fight can be summed up pretty simply for me: Can Dodson do what Benavidez couldn't and get a hold of Mighty Mouse long enough to actually do some damage? Dodson is very explosive and has shown good power. He even knocked out TJ Dillashaw to win TUF 16 at bantamweight. I’m not a big fan of how Mighty Mouse fights, but it’s awfully effective. He sticks and moves to victories in the same vain as Dominick Cruz and Frankie Edgar. I’m going to answer “no” that question above and say that Mighty Mouse pulls off the victory. Then again, what kind of nutty strategy has Greg Jackson come up with for this title fight? Mighty Mouse by clear decision.

DJ Mark with a "K": On paper I can see this fight being very tactical and thus maybe a little on the boring side. Johnson has been a decision machine and while his style of fighting has been very successful (dude’s champ after all) he hasn't really made a fan out of me yet. On the other hand Dodson has some pretty heavy hands and has been able to get some KOs/TKOs. I know it’s a super long shot but for some really strange reason I have a feeling this is going to be a fun match up and Dodson will catch Johnson late in the fight. This prediction defies logic so I’m fully prepared to be 100% wrong here. Dodson by TKO 1:24 into 4^th round.

Kid Presentable: Mighty Mouse is fast.  The Magician is fast.  Dodson oddly has KO power in such a diminutive weight class, but Mighty Mouse has only gone to decisions for the last two years.  Scrambles, clinches, chasing around the cage oh my! I don't have high expectations for this fight, but I also have a solid history of making a lot of incorrect calls in MMA.  I have been a heavy Mighty Mouse lean since this fight was announced, but after realizing what Dodson's nickname was, I decided to say bollocks to it and be bold.  Brutalitops, The MAGICIAN, by decision.

Lavender Gooms: This fight could go one of two ways.  It will either be an exciting fast paced fight between two elf-sized martial artists or it will be a boring fight where two small dudes just dance around each other and cause no damage.  That’s normally one of the problems with 125ers but I don’t think that will be the case here.  Dodson has some pop in those gloves, having two KO’s in his three UFC bouts and Mighty Mouse seems incapable of giving me a fight I’m bored with.  Both fighters have adequate to good ground games and stand up.  The tipping point in this fight will be the experience which Johnson has against top flight talent.  That will be the difference. Mighty Mouse by unanimous decision.

Picking Johnson- Gooms, Dr. Law
Picking Dodson- Kid P, DJ Mark

Bold Predictions for 2013

Invicta FC notwithstanding, the first major card of year is the final Strikeforce card this weekend.  With that in mind, the year is still in it’s young phase and no major fights haven taken place; this is a great time to make some well thought out (and absolutely absurd) predictions for the next 12 months.