The UFC is back on network television and back in Newark because the city of New York hates money. With them they bring a fantastic card from top to bottom (despite the loss of Yoel Romero) headlined by a battle between two top middleweight contenders. Oh, did I mention that this is the most handsome main event in UFC history? Well this is me putting you ladies and gentlemen (I don't judge) on notice.
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I spent like 20 minutes trying to work a Handsome Boy Modeling School joke into this fight. It would have helped if I had more experience with listening to the group beyond the 2 or 3 times I heard them while riding in Kid Presentable's car 12 years ago. Anyway, this should be a very competitive fight between two
Picking The Dragon: Dr. Law, Gooms, Kid P
Picking The Surfer: DJ Mark
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Camozzi's body. I'll let you guys choose.
Stop laughing. Seriously...stop laughing. If nothing else, you have to give Camozzi credit. The man has serious balls. The first time he fought Jacare was on 10 days notice. Let me tell you, no one walked away from that fight thinking "I wonder what Camozzi could do if we gave him 4 less days to prepare for Souza. If Camozzi wins this fight, it will arguably by the greatest upset in UFC history. He won't. I'm sorry, but it's just not going to happen. Jacare is better than Camozzi everywhere. The Pride (might be a little strong, but let him have his moment) of Alameda isn't going to do well in this one. Coming off your couch to take on the #1 contender? I'd be very surprised if Jacare doesn't finish him in the first. Jacare by 1st round submission.
Picking Ronnie The Alligator: All of us
Admitted crack smokers:
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prediction. Buy some sauce.
Business has picked up folks. What we have here is a guaranteed slobber knocker between two gentlemen who know what's at stake: relevancy in the featherweight title hunt. Cub Swanson is coming back from a bout with Frankie Edgar where his guard proved to be as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Max Holloway, on the other hand, has won 5 straight, leaving many of his opponents beaten like a government mule. He hit Akira Corassani so hard I had to stand up and yell "Stop the damn fight! That man has a family!" Cub Swanson is tougher than a 2 dollar steak, but Holloway is going to stomp a mudhole in his ass and walk it dry. Holloway by decision.
(A tip of the cap to Good Ol' JR)
Picking "Blessed" (Kid, come up with a better nickname): Gooms, Dr. Law
Picking Killer Cub: DJ Mark, Kid P
Felice Herrig v. Paige VanZant
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out there. Quite frankly, we'd get way more traffic if I posted
one of them instead.
Picking "Cassie Cage" from Mortal Kombat: DJ Mark
Picking the Alpha Female: Dr. Law, Kid P, Gooms